I’m making the same promise I made during my last “think over”
I’m giving up porn and masturbation.
Here’s what really told me. I guess if I were a better Christian, it would be “How God told me”
I was in Irving today, just relaxing on one of the couches on the ground floor, when I saw a hot Chinese chick start walking my way. Immediately, my mind started to replay a hot scene in a porn flick I had just downloaded and watched a few days ago, involving a similar situation in a “library.”
Nothing happened.
And I was very upset.
Then I thought, “Wow… this is just like the episode of Friends where Chandler and Joey got free porn… I gotta stop.”*
*In my defence, I watched the show because my family watches it.
And because Monica’s hot.
